The Chicago Police Department.
The cops that dragged him off and then roughed him up were not officers of the Chicago Police Department, but were instead employees of the Chicago Aviation Police.
Completely different agency. The CAP are nothing more than cheap security guards who get to wear a fancy shirt, and are not allowed to carry weapons. Their remit ends at the end of the jetway, and they have zero authority on board an aircraft. If an airline wants to have a passenger forcibly removed, they have to call the real police.
But, that is not the actual problem I have here. The real problem is, right after this happened, the press mistakenly thought they were Chicago Police Department. (I don't blame them for this mistake, my first snap assumption was that they were CPD as well, because only real cops are allowed to forcibly remove a passenger).
So, the media called up the CPD for a statement.
What the CPD *should* have said was "The incident did not involve CPD officers. We have no statement about incidents that do not involve the CPD."
What the CPD said instead was a transparent lie about how the man "fell" and "hit his face". Think about that for a minute: the CPD has a set of go-to lies to vomit up, is easier for them to say, then it is for them to figure out that they are actually innocent!
Of course, that should be completely unsurprising, we are talking about the Chicago Police Department here. The spokesman probably tells that same lie 3 times a week.
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