I gave them to the hotel laundry to clean at last hotel, and then just packed my clean clothes uninspected. Mistake.
I needed to wear them today, as my other pants needed to go thru the laundry. And they had shrunk, and were uncomfortable, and not nearly as good looking. And I was thinking, crap, the dry cleaning or the hot dryer or something has ruined them.
No, I just checked the tag. These are not my pants! They are the pants from some cheap men's dress rental.
So this evening, I will have to call up the hotel, and say "Dude, where are my pants!", and also probably go to the mall and buy a new pair anyway.