I ended up in an ER, and my back watch itching while the anaesthetic was kicking in, and I was having a friendly and rueful conversation with the med tech who was stitching up the cuts in my back.
Then my friend DrLucas arrived, and was giving me a lot of friendly shit while pulling bits of sharded glass out of my back and legs, cleaning them up, and stitching them up.
I was especially annoyed that my climbing harness had been cut off of me.
