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Mark Atwood
Magic Teleporting Pens
I just found in my shoulder bag a couple of my fine fountain pens.

I had searched my room and my house last Saturday looking for them.

I know I had completely unpacked my shoulder bag looking for them...
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fallenpegasus From: fallenpegasus Date: June 6th, 2008 05:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
I dont want hammerspace.

I want two magic pockets, one that accesses L-space, and the other one that accesses BFG-space.

(ObSF: the t-gate pockets in Stross's "Glasshouse".)
awfief From: awfief Date: June 6th, 2008 05:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh yeah, and I KNOW nothing changed from yesterday and yet everything is slow.....there's a lot of KNOW there.

Then again, blame it on the live-in animals without consciousness.
roseembolism From: roseembolism Date: June 6th, 2008 10:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
This is what I get for skimming post titles too quickly; I read "magic teleporting penis". Which gave me some disturbing imagery at the level of "detachable penis", except more so.
mauser From: mauser Date: June 7th, 2008 03:35 am (UTC) (Link)
In my experience, Pens are a real world example of Conway's life. Three pens in your pocket is a stabel quantity. If you have two, you lose one. If you have one, you lose one. If you have four, you will accumulate 5....
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