I just learned that there exists a beach zamboni machine
I can't believe I'm getting Nigerian Spam on my phone on the beach
We can't be too lost. All we have to do is walk downhill until we find the beach, then walk along the beach until we find our hotel.
Yes, but that might be a very long walk.
NOTICE: PUBLIC NUDITY IS FORBIDDEN. ARRESTS WILL BE MADE
Too many mainlanders moving in. The locals don't care.
Who buys a house on a beach known for being clothing optional, and then complains about it?
The same ones who flew from the mainland, just to protest the domestic partnership decision.
Remember the boy who looked like he was made of milk chocolate?
Well, there's one made of dark chocolate.
Lucky we live Hawaii, ah?