Mark Atwood (fallenpegasus) wrote,
Mark Atwood
fallenpegasus

"How many piles of crap are there in a buttload?"

My friend solomoning and his friend Moc once worked out a system of units that related "piles of shit" upto full "buttloads". He wrote it down for me a few weeks ago. With his permission, here it is for the world to enjoy.

Units of Junk
10pieces of shit=1pile of crap
10piles of crap=1pile of shit
10piles of shit=1crock of shit
10crocks of shit=1buttload
10buttloads=1herkin buttload
10herkin buttloads=1fuckton
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