A jaundiced view of the MBTI types.
MBTI Type Descriptions (Funny) ENFJ: "Busybody" Life's backseat drivers. They seem to know just what's wrong with everybody else's life and have a plan to fix it. INFJ: "Messiah" Characterized by the burning desire to change the world, which desperately needs everyone to be NF. ENFP: "Muckraker" Creator of hype, distortion, and the perversion of media of information to be wallows of mindless emotionalism. INFP: "Fanatic" Always searching for an Answer with a capital A. Unlike the INFJ, they are usually openminded enough to realize the current one isn't good enough after a few years. ENTJ: "Tyrant" Knows better than everyone how things should be done and works tirelessly to obtain the power to make it happen that way. INTJ: "Crackpot" All facts which don't fit their theories are just wrong. The more all-encompassing and less applicable to reality the theories, the better. ENTP: "Frankenstein" The salvation of the world is to be found in this new nanotronic frannistan, of which he just happens to have an almost-working model... INTP: "Nerd" What? you mean people actually talk to each other using mouths and ears instead of keyboards???? ESTJ: "Stuffed Shirt" No imagination, no flexibility, no common sense, no capacity for tolerance of others with different priorities. ISTJ: "Bean Counter" Like the ESTJ but with less vision. ESFJ: "Gossip" Like the Busybody, but characterized by the urge to backstab instead of trying to help. ISFJ: "Sidekick" Doesn't need much meaning in life, just a person (or baby or pet or car) to spend all their time ministering to. ESTP: "Beer Drinker" Loud, crude, plays team sports, kisses and tells. These are the people beer commercials are made for. ESFP: "Clown" Always the class troublemaker, they have no respect for anybody or anything. Good at snide wisecracks. ISTP: "Assasin" Hates people, and is good at killing them. Young ISTP's are good at killing pictures of people in video games. ISFP: "Snob" Revels in the elaborate sensations of wine and paintings and music that are completely indistinguishable to ordinary people. Likes flowers. Written by Hal <firstname.lastname@example.org>