omahas and I were looking at "Far Side" collections last night, and just as I was leaving, she came across one of the better ones, "Animal Mating Calls". The one for human was, of course, "Hey Bay-bee Hey Bay-bee".
elfs pointed out that the one for geeks would be "Wanna Back Rub? Wanna Back Rub?"
Sigh, yeah, this particular geek would. Not necessarily for ulterior motives either.