It's summer, it's night, it's hot, it's dark. The only major light source is my laptop screen. So it attracts a big black fly. Buzz buzz, bump bump. That's annoying, but just annoying.

Know what's worse than annoying? Disgusting.

Know what's disgusting? Swatting at said fly in midair, bouncing it off the screen, and then unintentionally crushing it in one's closing hand.

Ewwww....